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Old 01-04-2006, 08:47 PM   #1
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PBR Oregon Trail: Part Deux

So, in honor of the classic OT thread. OT has decided to embark on another adventure to the great state of Oregon (A.K.A. Trumby land)

Passengers are: Me, Axem Aardvark, Goofeigh, Trophy, and xtreme

Before we set off, we bought:
12 Oxen
20 sets of Clothing
1200 bullets
6 spare parts (various)
and 900 pounds of food

April 1st, 1948: We leave Independence, Missouri with all off our rations on
April 1, 1848.

April 7, 1948: We have reached the kansas river crossing. Me (we) being a fool(s) attempt to ford the river. We lost Goofeigh!


April 12: we've reached the blue river crossing and changed our ration intake to meager. We tried to ford the stupid river, and lost five oxen. D'oh!

April 13: Broken wheel. NP.

April 18: We've reached fort kearney.

April 21: Troph is bitten by a snake!

April 22: Xtreme has a Broken arm!

April 24: we took the wrong trail

April 28: We decide to hunt. (twice, but to no avail. Stupid rabbits.)

May 1st: Troph is good again!

May 2nd: Blizzard. (WTF?)

May 9: We've reached Chimney rock.

May 11: Xtreme was bitten by a Snake.

May 16: Xtreme was bitten by another snake. Poor Xtreme.

May 18: Xtreme has broken his leg, Axem got the Measles, and we've reached fort laramie.

May 24: We've rested for 5 days and traded a Wagon tongue for extra food.

May 26: Axem is well again.

May 28: Xtreme broke his other leg!

June 1: Xtreme died. (Finally.)

June 3: No more grass for the oxen, I hunt and take in 1919 pounds of food, but only take 200.

June 15: We've reached Independence Rock.

June 17: Thief stole food.

June 18: Bad water.

June 19: Troph has the Measles.

June 27: Troph is well again.

June 30: We've reached the south pass. We trade some bullets for food. We also reached Fort Bridger.

July 5: We rest for 5 days.

July 27: We've reached the Green River crossing and make it across safely.

July 28: Troph is bitten by a snake.

August 6: Troph is well again.

August 7: Axem is bitten by a snake.

August 11: Troph has a fever.

August 15: We've reached Soda Springs and trade wagon crap for food.

August 17: Axem is better

August 19: Troph is better

August 23: Axem is exhausted.

August 26: An ox is sick

August 27: We've reached fort hall. I trade some Bullets for food.

September 1: Axem is better.

September 3: Axem gets the Measles.

September 8: Trail is impassable.

September 15: An ox died.

September 16: We decide to hunt and bring back 200 pounds of food
I trade some food for an extra axle.

September 17: Trophy is sick with Typhoid Fever.

September 19: We've reached the Snake river crossing. We get an indian to help us across.

September 21: I hunt and bring back over 2500 pounds of food and only take 200.

September 25: Troph is well again.

October 2: Axem is sick with Typhoid fever.

October 3: We've reached fort Boise. We rest for 5 days.

October 11: Axem has died of Thypoid fever.

October 15: An ox is sick

October 16: Trophy has been bitten by a snake.

October 24: Troph is well again and we've reached the blue mountains. We head to Fort Walla Walla.

October 25: Troph is bitten again.

October 31: We reach fort Walla Walla. We rest for 5 days.

November 3: Troph is well again.

November 18: We arrive in Oregon! omg yay! Too bad we have a bad score of 2264.

Surviving members: Me and Troph.

If you look towards the middle, you'll see that xtreme gets owned pretty bad.

If you want to be in the next one, PM me. First come, first serve. 5 slots available.
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Old 01-04-2006, 09:31 PM   #2
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I got sick like, a million times.
I must have gotten oxen AIDS...
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Old 01-04-2006, 09:35 PM   #3
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You jerk! I don't care if I'm idle in the chat, I should have been included. :angry:
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Old 01-04-2006, 09:39 PM   #4
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Old 01-04-2006, 09:42 PM   #5
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Who got in on the next one?
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Old 01-04-2006, 09:51 PM   #6
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Upcoming roster: Spydadude, Fireaznboy, .:{}:., Ownage (tentative). We have one spot open!
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Old 01-04-2006, 09:53 PM   #7
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Old 01-04-2006, 09:55 PM   #8
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vlrules should get in the next one I've been owned in real life several times, and am up for an e-ownage.
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Old 01-04-2006, 09:57 PM   #9
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Upcoming (and final) roster!: Spydadude, Fireaznboy, .:{}:., Ownage, and Granny! Your departure is tommorrow. Or when ever I feel like it.
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Old 01-04-2006, 09:57 PM   #10
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Too bad I called dibs, take that as your e-ownage.

EDIT: someone invite me to the chat when it's departure time plsthnxbai!
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Old 01-04-2006, 10:01 PM   #11
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Me, too. I'll most likely be on.
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Old 01-04-2006, 10:11 PM   #12
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Old 01-04-2006, 10:42 PM   #13
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I'll call first roster spot on the game after this next one. Booyah.
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Old 01-04-2006, 11:08 PM   #14
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Make this more suspenseful. Or interesting. Whichever you can actually do.
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Old 01-05-2006, 06:19 AM   #15
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Make this more suspenseful. Or interesting. Whichever you can actually do.
No problem. Since I'm not in this party, I won't have to make the decisions. I'll make one of the party members make all of them.
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Old 01-05-2006, 08:19 AM   #16
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How come you never got bitten or Owned...poor xtreme you guys probably left him in a field to die once he broke both his legs. He prolly got bitten by more snake then two..
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Old 01-05-2006, 08:23 AM   #17
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Old 01-05-2006, 09:43 AM   #18
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Old 01-05-2006, 10:16 AM   #20
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