Haha, indeed that is stupid. (By your own admission) The first thing I did was press the button multiple times.

(I don't think you are stupid for mentioning it.)
However, last night after I got off of work I went home and began to tinker with the board. My first plan was to loop a small length of a single copper wire taken from a braid of common, speaker wire. That plan was scrapped as it is too difficult trying to wrap a semi-flexible (On that small of a scale) wire around two small prongs. The next idea was to find a speaker wire connection that was small enough to be able to grasp both prongs evenly. I didn't have one. So, I did what any lazy person would do and put a ball of aluminum foil between the prongs and walla! -It works.
I'm going to head up to Radio Shack to pick up the connection proper today.
Now that I have the different fire modes functioning, it leads me to another question:
For those of you that have a Spyder with the e-trigger, and a suitable hopper to force-feed balls into the chamber: How well does the gun perform? Do you chop a lot of balls on the 3 round burst mode? Or how about a small burst on full-auto? (Maybe 5 shots) I'm a little worried that because it is a low-end blow-back marker with no electronics to tell it when it is ok to fire, I'm going to chop a lot of balls- even with a nice hopper. What are your experiences with the e-trigger?
^^BTW, all the internals are stock on my gun.