There's The Devoted Wife Who'll Grab A Beer From The Fridge...

[Zedthephish]

And then there's this.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,245618,00.html

[iridespyder]

Cool.

[Sine Nomine]

Now that the tension's broken, I can tell you. I want you to get a vasectomy before the Super Bowl.

[Zedthephish]

Shouldn't you get a sex life first, Sine?

[Sine Nomine]

It's more or less the only thing I could think of that related the topic to its poster.

[Zedthephish]

Ouch.
You've got my manhood in a vice again, dear.

[Sine Nomine]

In the words of Abraham Lincoln, "**** happens nukka"

[Crede777]

That'll always provide an interesting "childhood" story. "Honey, remember the time when I opted to deliver Jimmy early so you could watch the football game?"

[Sine Nomine]

How awful will they feel if the induced labor causes complications and the child is born mentally retarded. </schadenfreude>

[firekow]

If he wasn't already in her debt, he is now.

[Zedthephish]

I'm just picturing one of the SNL skit guys as the husband

You know...

DA BEARS!

[Omniscient]

sounds like she's a keeper