Hehe, I havnt posted anything in a long time.. heh heh heh
9/1/02 - My 3man team gets sponsored with a juicy $1,500 check. 9/2 thru 9/14 We big ball our way to local paintball stores purchasing lots of goodies and shopping on the net. I customized my cocker woot woot woot. My team now has $13.50 left in our account by 9/14. I feel so stupid for spending all that money in such a short amount of time and only paintballing 3x (flame me flame me flame me flame me).
Alright time for some short stories... My local field doubled the size of the arena and its way awesome to play on now. There is carpet on the floor and have you ever played in a carpeted arena? the floor is soooo slippery I often over-slide and run into a wall! I have lept over a few bunkers on several occasions with no problems at all but this time I ran and tried to step over the bunker, slid, almost lost my balance, and double whammy, I got blue balls(literally). I wont try that manuever again. Don't take my word for it! Try it!
Last friday I was reffing a game with walk-ons and its always ladies night on fridays so there were gurls galore with pball markers(my odd fantasy
). Well this SeXy girl brought her kid bro along to play. He skipped this game but decides to run inside the field(yes he had his mask on) and act like hes shooting his sister. He ran up to a bunker right next to me and starts throwing pballs at her. I was getting a little annoyed cuz this kid kept hitting me and totally missing his sister. The little kid does something unbelievably stupid and runs out from his bunker and slides right up to me like I'm a bunker! His walk-on very cute sister decides to shoot him and double whammy more blue balls! I fell to the ground whimpering. Not fun
It worked out in the end since I pumped a few rounds into the kid and then the girl that shot me gave me a little something to remember her by
(NO! not the welt)
Alright this gets me frustrated...I get in a firefight and I get nailed on the neck of my gun and I don't see it. I'm a very honest player. I feel like im cheating when I get the other guy out and still have the mark on my cocker.
Has this ever happened to you?
1 quick story, I run to the 50 and clear 2 guys out and I have no back players. There was somebody crawling all the way up the snake and could have lit me up at any time. Why he didnt shoot me I don't know. As soon as I notice hes there I rushed back 1 bunker to a stand up and get in a firefight with him. Somebody keeps unloading at me from my backside but I only feel them brush my kewl dye pants that i just recently bought. I shot the snake several times on the neck of his hopper and he refused to call himself out. He shot me on the hand and being the honost player that I am I get out. I walk over to the snake and point out all the paint splattered on his hopper...still, he refuses to get out.
I'm done story telling for now.
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