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Old 05-05-2006, 04:27 PM   #241
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Wow, that must have been scary. I'm suprized the cops didnt shoot your friend.
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Old 05-06-2006, 06:25 PM   #242
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LOL so am I. That wouldn't have suprised me though I live in Jacksonville, I'm not saying ALL the cops are like that but I have seen a few that I don't think would have to think twice about doing that.
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Old 05-08-2006, 01:40 PM   #243
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i got 1 (this is b4 i started paintball but its still good) ok me and my friend live in tullahoma and are gettin ready to go to tracy city to his dads house(bout a 1 hour drive),back then we played alotta air soft,anyways we were in the doctors office waitn 4 his dad to get done, after waitin bout 1 hour we went outside and listened to some music in his car,bout another 30mins l8er he still wasnt done,we went to the back of his car,pulled out bout 4 pistols and started unloadin on some cars,bout 10mins whent by and 2 cops pulled up,and omg rhys (my friend)and me started stuffin the guns in our pockets(Yeah i know STUPID ) the cops said "we gotta report of 2 boys shooting guns at cars" and rhys says "yeah they ran down the street"(yeah go ahead rhys lie 2 em make it worse) i say dude there airdoft guns and pop out the mag and show em the bullets,they are like ok......and drove off lol(not as good as jasters bit still pretty funny)
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Old 05-08-2006, 01:45 PM   #244
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Why were you shooting cars.
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Old 05-08-2006, 01:52 PM   #245
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long time ago mani waz like 13(pissed this 1 old lady offand she flicked us the bird)lol not sure we were i guess really bored lol
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Old 05-09-2006, 02:39 AM   #246
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I just read this entire 2 and half year old thread while enjoy 3 beers and some cookies, and I have to say that I throughoughly (sp?) enjoyed the entire thing. Some really good stories (obviously Jaster's was the best one) and some really stupid/disturbing stories. Twas a joy to read though, and I shall have more confidence in the police now.
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Old 05-28-2006, 03:55 AM   #247
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Old 05-28-2006, 05:38 AM   #248
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Old 06-01-2006, 05:24 AM   #249
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All I paintball is in my friends' backyards. So this one time, my dad wad dighting his rifle for hunting. He called all the neighbors.He shot maybe 5 shots then leaves with my mom. So me and my friends head out to paintball. We're in the middle of a game, and all of a sudden I here,"Put your guns on the ground and put your hands on your head!!!"like really loud and we're all like 12, so we're freaked out. I look behind me and I see two cops running through the woods with pistols drawn. our youngest was 10(but still good) and he's like bawling. the cops take one look at us in our gear and calmly holster their weapons. Then they break out laughing. we're still stunned, when they finally stop laughing they asked who lived here. I stepped forward and they asked if my dad had sighted his rifle. still confused I answered yes. So then he asked if he called the neighbors. Once again I answered yes. So finally they told me what had happened. Well my dad had accidently called the Midland mall instead of my neighbors. When the cops pulled up they heard the markers and thought they were guns. So I gave them my dad's cell phone number and they left. Boy, that was an interesting day.
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Old 06-01-2006, 08:25 AM   #250
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Lol. Nothing like looking down the barrel of a .45 while playing paintball.
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Old 06-01-2006, 09:29 AM   #251
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I've found that most cops come in with attitude but once they see what's really going on and peeps are cool they mellow out. I don't usually have an issue with them. They've always been cool to me. Then again I try not to give them a reason to be dicks either.

Paintbuster...I have told them about it. I don't know if they've checked it out or not. I see them every now and then. I'm trying to convince them to come play with us more. They have the interest but not the time.

Ghost... no kidding!! Rather surprised myself. This thing's been going a while. Not going to complain though. I think this the longest thread without flames in it. lol

slikna99... if I wasn't standing there I'd claim BS too!! It was funny as hell and all true. I wish I have a video camera. I would have sent it to COPS. Hell even a camera. Just for the pic of the looks on the guys faces when she slapped the first officer. I'm sure mine was priceless too.

Kornman... my ex use to say "I have PMS and a hand gun....any questions?" Old line but still funny
(well i doubt they still have it but) you should have asked them from the video from the dashcam in the cruisers (if they were faceing you) lol
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Old 06-27-2006, 11:32 AM   #252
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awsome man i ould have called cops on her shesh
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Old 07-06-2006, 08:35 PM   #253
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lol, maaaaaaaaaaaad funny story
the cops in my town spazz out about kids smoking weed or not wearing a bike helmet, yes a bike helmet so feel lucky

my police officers are D1ckheads :-D so u guys should feel luckey, it is also pretty ironic on how the cops would bring their own markers when u are in the "no tresspassing zone"
i'm not sure if you did, but you should've also informed the po po's about how it is a paintball MARKER not a GUN- but they didnt arrest you so you haad no reason to give them an attitude right?
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Old 07-06-2006, 09:18 PM   #254
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women police on pms omg are the worst. There worse then 25 men police.
well in my town, there is a woman cop that deals with the minors, now honestly i dont believe that she has a time of the month, because she always acts like it is her time of the month if u know what i mean

i have to give her props though, she definately keeps the kids in line, or at least doesnt play faveorites
sorry if i doble posted, but it is like an hour after my other post......who cares
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Old 07-09-2006, 08:10 PM   #255
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I have to say this is the longest running thread I have ever seen that remains entertaining the whole way through.
Heres my cop story: A few weeks ago I decided to bring my stock class harness to work. I work at a mexican restraunt, so everyone there is crazy, cool, and most are only semi-legal. Anyway, it was after closing on a saturday night (about 1:00 am) and I finaly bring a few of my coworkers out to my car to show them my harness, well a cop car creeps up on us out of nowhere, so I turn around and I realized that I probably look a little more than suspicious. I decided it would be a good idea to take off my harness and toss it in my car, then I realized that probably didnt help the situation. The cop called 2 more cars and he asked us what we were doing at 1 in the morning in a parkinglot. I told him that I was showing everyone my paintball harness. He asked what I had put back in my car and I told him it was the harness. I didnt want to reach in my car for anything since he was on the other side of my car and might not react too well to me reaching into my car, so I asked him if it was alright for me to get it for him. He told me to put it on the roof of my car, when I did, his reaction was awesome. "Oh man! Youre one of those brave guys with the pump guns!" I told him yessir and asked if he was satisfied. He told us that he had driven by earlier and we had broken up when he whent buy. I told him that I didnt even see him drive by the first time and explained that we were out earlier, but went back inside for a meeting. He told us that he wanted to pat us down and do a visual check of the inside of our cars just to be sure. Im not sure if it was legal, but it was late and the cop seemed cool, so we figured we would let him do his searches (after making sure he wasnt going to tear our cars apart if we agreed). Asside from pocket knives the pat downs went quickly, but my car has some interesting features, like a massive bottle of amber colored gingerbread syrup and a hunting knife on the back window. Needless to say the cop found nothing, but laughed at me for trying to get searched for having a bottle of syrup that looked like whisky. After he had searched to his hearts content, he told us that he and his sons played paintball every weekend. It was pretty cool, I guess if I were a person of shadier interests I might have felt diferently about that night, but it was pretty cool to talk to some cops about paintball in the middle of the night with a bunch of mexicans. Great stuff.

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Old 07-21-2006, 07:56 AM   #256
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if you really hate your neighbor that much just put a pingpong ball/sand in his gas tank... thatll teach him

You could also use a tampon. I have a cop living next to me. Hes pretty cool when hes off duty. He never gets mad a me for lighting fireworks or firing my marker in my garage or backyard.
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Old 07-21-2006, 03:25 PM   #257
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Well here's a good one for you. Oh the Jasman really boned this one. A good example of what not to do!

I was at work and tinkering with a gun (after hours and I work for my father) I fired a couple shots into the woods, just testing it out (it was an A-5 I was doing some work to for a friend). Well I'm heading to my van and I can hear a car behind me. Now this is something my dad likes to do to me all the time. He likes to try to sneak up behind me and honk the horn and scare the crap out of me. (normally I have on headphones and they're rather loud). So I figure it's him... I turn quickly and fire a few shots at the windshield... putting a very nice set of bright orange splats up the windshield and rack lights of a...yep you guess it.... a New York State Trooper.
Needless to say I had a rather shocked look on my face as I realized what just happened. I let a certain four letter "F" word out as I'm putting the gun on the ground. The Trooper gets out of his car, looks at the splats, then at me. He didn't seem impressed.
I explain what what going on and why I shot at him. He just stood there glaring at me with his arms crossed. I hate that look... you know that one you get from your dad when you're a kid and you KNOW you are seriously screwed... Luckily for me my dad was coming out and just started laughing his arse off when he figured out what happened. He did tell the Trooper that he does do that to me to bust my "paintballs".
We all had a nice little conversation about paintball safety and how it probably isn't a good idea to shoot at cops. Which I quickly agreed with him on all his points with a smile.
I cleaned off the cruiser like a good little dobee and went on his merry way.
Actually by the time he left he was laughing about it. He couldn't wait to show the dash tape to everyone...especially for that priceless look on my face when I realized it was a cop. I asked for a copy of the tape... I might get a photo... yes I'll post it.... so laugh it up!
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Old 07-21-2006, 06:20 PM   #258
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lol. i get that look from my old man his like and im like . good stories. jaster= of stories
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Old 07-22-2006, 08:34 AM   #259
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Ya well I'm 34... I GIVE that look to my kid. I'm not supposed to get it anymore and it isn't supposed to work...lol
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Old 07-22-2006, 04:22 PM   #260
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ROFLSSSSSS niceeeeee

hey jaster, you live in NY? what part?

i live in NYC, do you happen to know the laws for paintball in this area?
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