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Old 10-08-2004, 03:24 PM   #141
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This is the thread that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends....

I can't believe peeps are still repling to this!!
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Originally posted by GranDreamUse the search, Luke.
Originally posted by Lopez17It's really quite amusing to see the difference between talent and ego
Originally posted by teufelhunden You'd think stickies are there to make the forum pretty...
Originally posted by Killer Kat: Don't feed the Jaster from your hand! He bites!!
Originally posted by cocker kid 2k2 :Shut your trap while the big boys are talking.
Originally posted by Homer:Jaster is the Master.
Originally posted by iplaynaked:This....is the Jaster. All I'm going to say to you about him is....don't make him angry.

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Old 10-08-2004, 07:05 PM   #142
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u still have the link in ur sig...
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Old 10-10-2004, 06:07 AM   #143
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dag this was like a year ago
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Old 10-10-2004, 06:13 AM   #144
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dag this was like a year ago
But it's such a good story...
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Old 10-13-2004, 03:11 PM   #145
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that was hillarious, i liked it a lot becuase i always get told by the neighbor to stop, lol yea right like i would listen to that wnech. oh man good story
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Old 10-14-2004, 12:45 PM   #146
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Old 10-14-2004, 07:51 PM   #147
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thats a great story jaster, and great stroies a lot of you. i got some good laughs. the first time i ever played paintball with my own marker was at a cops house, i am friends with his son
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Old 10-20-2004, 02:45 PM   #148
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when a first got my marker, i was so happy that rushed outside to start to test it. My house is sorta weird so i have to go through my front door to enter my parents private land.
as i walked, 2 cars passed by and the drivers were staring at me with a odd look ( with my mask on, it look like came right out of a science fiction movie). Suddenly a squad car passes by and stops near me and the cop rolls down his window( it scared the poopie out of me) I didn't say a word but the officer said,

" is that a 'cocker?"

i had a PMI piranha eforce VTL
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Old 10-21-2004, 02:45 PM   #149
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I wish I knew cops like that....
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Old 10-24-2004, 04:06 PM   #150
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i live in savannah and i just shoot up peeps on the street
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Old 10-24-2004, 04:13 PM   #151
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i live in savannah and i just shoot up peeps on the street
Not even remotely funny.
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Old 10-24-2004, 08:08 PM   #152
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i live in savannah and i just shoot up peeps on the street
That just ruined the entire thread.

anyways, my cop story is when i was walking over to my friends house. He lives about 10 mins away from me and i called him up too see it he wanted to play som woods ball in the bush near his house. well, im walking dow the side of the street with my mask half on, holding my gun. i started screwing the co2 on and then a 2 cruisers with its red ane blue lights show up and the get out of their car about 20 feet infront of me. i dident pay attention because i was trying to screw on mt co2 tank (its hard to do when ur walking ya know) The cops yelled at me to drop the gun. well, the gun got gassed up when they were yelling at me and the gun went off dryfireing itself because the screw fell out on the back of the trigger frame at home and i dident notice. it scared the crap out of me and the cops so i just dive on the ground, hoping not to get shot from the cops, and the cops take cover behind their cars. after is stops, the cops point their guns at me and just say "what the hell was that?" i was so friggen scared so i was trembeling and shackeing they realized i wasent a terrorist or anything so they put away their guns. i explained everything when i stoped shackeing and they sent me home.

now, i still cant find that damed screw and the back of my trigger frame is held on by camo duct tape. lol. i will never screw on my co2 when im walking down the street ever again.
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Old 10-29-2004, 08:37 AM   #153
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u still have the link in ur sig...
Me? No I don't. That's my buying online thread...


Evo... don't be an idiot please


PB...you're lucky you didn't get shot when that went off like that. Pretty smart cops to look first. This is why I carry everything in my bag. A guy walking around with a bag doesn't draw as much attention as a guy with a gun... who would have though...
Did they give you a bunch of grief about walking around with it out or anything?
Well glad to hear you didn't get shot!!
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Originally posted by GranDreamUse the search, Luke.
Originally posted by Lopez17It's really quite amusing to see the difference between talent and ego
Originally posted by teufelhunden You'd think stickies are there to make the forum pretty...
Originally posted by Killer Kat: Don't feed the Jaster from your hand! He bites!!
Originally posted by cocker kid 2k2 :Shut your trap while the big boys are talking.
Originally posted by Homer:Jaster is the Master.
Originally posted by iplaynaked:This....is the Jaster. All I'm going to say to you about him is....don't make him angry.

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Old 10-29-2004, 09:38 PM   #154
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hmm...that's true...

haha...they see "jaster", and immediately think..."hmm...super-mod...a helluva lot of posts...has to be decent..."

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Old 10-29-2004, 09:42 PM   #155
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Evo... don't be an idiot please

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Old 11-19-2004, 03:21 PM   #156
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The first post was a hilarious story.

My friends and I just got into paintball recently, and one of them bought an Angel A4, I think. They would shoot into a barrel in their backyard, no one ever complained about it, except his dad, because the paint seems to be doing something to the grass.

I cannot shoot in my backyard because my next-door neighbor and my familyl have had an on-going fued for years, but a restraining order has been issue. My parents also don't particularily like the sound of the shots going off, so I don't do it inside either. BTW.. I have a Dialbo Mongoose Reincarnation 2.
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Old 12-02-2004, 08:25 PM   #157
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your story is hilarious! i was crackin up! that chick is crazy to have smacked the cop! thats funny they are all passin' around your gun as if its a giant doo...bye
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Old 12-16-2004, 06:46 PM   #158
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cops here suck! We were shooting into a box by my frineds by the woods and some old jew ish guy calls the cops and we got arrested for vandalism!!! He got out of his car and said DROP YOURS WEPONS!
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Old 12-16-2004, 11:35 PM   #159
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Meh I wish the cops in my neighborhood were that cool. Once, I was sick with a fever and such, and stayed home. My parents went to work (they're teachers), and I was home alone trying to fix a problem with one of my markers. I was in the garage, because the tools are there, and had the garage open because the light burned out the day before (and it was hot outside). Well, the police drive by, as usual, checking for kids skipping school and doing drugs/etc. Of course, if I were a cop and saw a kid firing a paintball gun (I was dryfiring but its still loud) during school hours, I wold have checked it out too. He comes up, and almost arrests me because I had no parent home to proove I wasn't skipping to vandalize something, or whatever. Well, my mom came home to check up on me while she was on break (she teaches... SPECIAL kids!) and she sees me getting yelled at by a cop. Rofl, it all turned out fine, but it sucked altogether, and wasted a lot of time
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Old 12-17-2004, 03:46 PM   #160
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if you really hate your neighbor that much just put a pingpong ball/sand in his gas tank... thatll teach him



i was playin pball in this city property forest type place behind my house, it has tons of no tresspassing signs on the fence around it but we just ignore it and jump it. we were playin out there for about an hour and someone called the cops on us. 2 cops showed up and had their pball guns with them, a cocker and an angel. they played with us cause they were goin off duty, it pissed the hell outa the person that called the cops on us lol

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