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Old 03-26-2006, 05:12 PM   #221
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i don't know if your lying about that bruise cuz i have the same pic in a magazine
good point, but i already said that, look up one post from yours....
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Old 04-23-2006, 06:10 PM   #222
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I'd say "beat that," but I'd prefer that no one did...

(btw, this injury is about 6-7 months old)
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Old 04-28-2006, 02:22 PM   #223
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Well, I was going to post...but nobody can beat that.

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Old 04-29-2006, 10:02 AM   #224
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i got shot in the back in august of 2005 and i still have a scar from where i was bleeding(nothing like mgitlin's pic)
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Old 04-29-2006, 06:27 PM   #225
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I was playing at my field (MVP) and I happened to be one of the better players there. There is this newbie on my team who also seems to have some sort of physical disability because he is shaking really badly and seems to have a hard time speaking. We lined up and I told him I would like to go to the far outside rolly, I asked him to please move inside, but just then the ref yells, "3..2..1..GO!" I started to take off when the kid (who hadn't moved) just shot me in the back of my head (under the beanie). I sat there and just groaned for like 20 seconds, a period where the entire noob force on my team got shot out. So, me and two other good players proceeded to knock the snot out of the opposing woodsball team. After the game my head hurt for about 3 weeks and swelled up so it looked like I had a lemon growing out of my head.
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Old 05-04-2006, 09:37 PM   #226
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I'd say "beat that," but I'd prefer that no one did...

(btw, this injury is about 6-7 months old)
I thought your avitar was CG!
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are you saying that you advocate the beating of the mentally challanged?!?!
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Old 05-05-2006, 06:52 AM   #227
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I thought your avitar was CG!
wish I could say it was...
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Old 05-05-2006, 08:30 PM   #228
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I got this my first day out. I ran up to the upper level of a fort, and long story short, I got shot right in the knuckle from about 4-5 feet away. Luckily I got the guy first, he claimed he didn't realize it though until after he thought he got me. He didn't give me any crap though, and he went out and I attempted to play for about another 30 seconds before the round was up. You can see where some of the dried blood didn't come off with the ****ty towellettes they gave me. Haha, it was so funny, I had blood dripping off the tips of fingers, and when I walked the the front of the field to get some first aid, a few 10 yr olds were just getting there and saw it. They were freaked out. But, I had a huge smile on my face cause I had so much fun, that they couldn't have been too afraid .



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Old 05-25-2006, 04:55 PM   #229
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before the game started i got shot point blank by my team mate who was accidently pulled the trigger.
left a blood blister(which popped later) with about a 1.5 cm diameter. had the bruise for a month so far. might scar?
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Old 06-03-2006, 04:01 PM   #230
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this = teh lame forum.
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Old 06-03-2006, 04:23 PM   #231
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I once got shot in the head and I got a bump the size of a small bouncey ball. I had a headache for 3 days after.
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Old 06-12-2006, 10:04 AM   #232
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Yesterday me and my friends were playin some woodsball and of course my friends had tippys and when my friend was messing with his gun before the third game his safety malfuntioned and i took two shot to the forearm and three to the back and man did they bleed he was about five feet away with a 315fps velocity....ouch it still hurts
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Old 06-19-2006, 08:32 AM   #233
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I don't have pictures of them, but I was standing on the corner of a 'fridge, and I looked over, and both my team members where gone, making it 1 VS. 3.....So I stood on the corner of the 'fridge firing at one opponent, and then I hear "Your 9 O'clock!" So I look the other way, when "POP! POP!"

The one on my 9 hit me above my knee on my left leg, and then the one on my 2 O' Clock hits me in the same exact place, but on my right leg. Neither of them breaking.....I called myself out either way, and no, I don't regret it.
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Old 07-02-2006, 09:55 PM   #234
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So I was in an indoor speedball course with me at the back left and my noob teammate on the right. So its near the end of the game and there are two guys on their team advancing. One of them is on my left the other on my right. BOTH are shooting at me so I try to tell my teammate to get the guy on my right since his whole body is out because hes shooting at me. My teammate doesnt hear me yelling at him so what happens? First I get bunkered from the guy on my left. Im like **** got hit maybe 4 times no big deal I raise my gun up when the guy on my right bunkers me and gets me on the under thigh 2nd most tender body part. Got double bunkered. Please reply if this has ever happened to you
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Old 07-13-2006, 04:05 PM   #235
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Old 08-04-2006, 04:18 PM   #236
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No pic, but I got kneecapped at point blank, I ran around the corner of a bunker, but I didnt know there were two people at each corner of it...looked like a nasty bee sting or somthing.
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Old 08-17-2006, 11:20 AM   #237
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The second one was from 5 feet away. I toko the pic RIGHT after, so it wasnt fully swollen and red yet. a few days later it looks like a half dollar sized hickey. lol. The first one left a scar.
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Old 08-18-2006, 06:51 AM   #238
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o yea..like my camo?...5 bucks at dicks sporting goods. the shirt at least. lol
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Old 08-18-2006, 05:55 PM   #239
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I got shot in the inner thigh and it left a mark the size of a half dollar. I wish I had pics. I should have some pics in a few weeks of any bruisies I get when I play for the first time in forever.
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Old 08-23-2006, 11:53 PM   #240
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First time I go paintballing my friend gets a lucky shot right under my mask and i get hit in the neck. Then my neck stars bleeding it looks like i got a FU**ING HICKEY. Next time I'm going paintball I'm buying myself a neck guard.


im getting the samething i ref at my local feild my freinds like to do funny crap while im refing and my freind gets a pump autococker at 350 velocity aims at my neck and shoots me

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