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Old 11-04-2003, 02:53 PM   #141
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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW! OH MY FRIGGIN' GAWD! xIrish, what the smurf happened to you? Eew, eew, eeeeeeeew!

That is the most disgusting bruise I've ever seen. It looks more like cancer. What happened? Ahh, I'm in pain from just looking at it...
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Old 11-04-2003, 03:00 PM   #142
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Old 11-04-2003, 03:15 PM   #143
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Holy Smurfin' Cow!

I think whomever shot you needs a chrono.
lol, I couldn't resist. It's actually a Recluse Spider bite. Just thought i'd have a little fun besides...my legs are hairier than that.
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Old 11-04-2003, 03:57 PM   #144
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lol, I couldn't resist. It's actually a Recluse Spider bite. Just thought i'd have a little fun besides...my legs are hairier than that.
Mean... >_<
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Old 11-04-2003, 04:00 PM   #145
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lol, I couldn't resist. It's actually a Recluse Spider bite. Just thought i'd have a little fun besides...my legs are hairier than that.
You smurfin' little...

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Old 11-07-2003, 06:40 PM   #146
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ok i got these off steve's paintball web page and sorry that they aren't mine...but they're so gruesome.

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Old 11-18-2003, 04:31 PM   #147
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o god dayum i almost lost my lunch over those nasty things.
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Old 11-30-2003, 06:03 AM   #148
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i dont have picture but ok i made this one kid mad at my freinds house because ishot him in a game,so he gets POed
so he gets his ghost puts the barrell to the back side of my nee and BOOM it was solid red and my leg kept shaking
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Old 12-28-2003, 01:42 PM   #149
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I guess I am the only one that is going to post an actually one that occured when I was playing. Anyways me and my bro's friend Matt were playing 1 vs 1 and I ran up to bunker him and got a real nice shot on him. Oh he was also running away so thats why its probly under the arm.

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Old 01-05-2004, 04:08 PM   #150
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this is a while later but bear with me ahh dont you hate group bunkering also note thas just the chest not counting arms and lower body...well i cant upload because its a bitmap so if some 1 could host it would help email me at
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Old 01-17-2004, 08:17 PM   #151
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I don't get bruises. I get welts for a day and then they go away. I donít see how you guys bruise so badly, damn haemophiliacs...
lol, ya I feel you. I get bunkered at 280 fps and a welt lasts 2 days max, unless its a blood welt then maybe 4 days. Its because we are Canadian yo.
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Old 01-17-2004, 09:02 PM   #152
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jesus christ what the hell are u guys useing for paint? some of the welts are HUGE. ive been bunkered and mine are not even compared to those
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Old 01-18-2004, 06:53 AM   #153
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jesus christ what the hell are u guys useing for paint? some of the welts are HUGE. ive been bunkered and mine are not even compared to those
Alot of fields use tourney grade paint and charge a poopload for it because its good quality and they dont allow BYOP. Tourney grade breaks easier but costs a little more
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Old 01-18-2004, 08:25 AM   #154
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ooo god i think im gonna be sick
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Old 01-21-2004, 08:00 AM   #155
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my wife got a 32 degrees chest and back protector and wanted to try it out... so i stood about 30 feet away and shot her in the back with it... she said it hurt still, but not as bad (like they hurt bad anyway ) so then it's my turn... i put it on, and it just barely covers my chest, but i tell her to take a shot anyway. she stands 15 feet away and takes a shot... now these paintballs had been sitting in my very cold garage, so they were probably a little frozen, and of course the one time i want her to hit a target, she misses. she hit me about a half inch under the vest right on my ribs. this picture was taken right at first, but it swelled up big time and got very big and round. it looks like a freakin nipple!
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Old 01-26-2004, 01:23 PM   #156
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After 3 days, and yes, I did use my scanner to scan my back by myself....
OMG! that's the worst welt I've ever seen!
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Old 02-06-2004, 07:17 PM   #157
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ok this one you cant really see a bruise, but i mean come on, it works on so many levels! its a fat kid, and he got shot in the head, his fat head, i love this picture!
dammit it ownt let me post it, anyway go here it s really funny:
http://www.pbreview.com/forums/showt...threadid=62788
Thats awesome.
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Old 02-13-2004, 11:12 AM   #158
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once i forgot 2 turn my tippy's velo screw out after oiling it, i went out an played in 20 degree weather with marbs, which are hard 2 begin with, in that weather they were like marbles, and i was shootin like 400fps... hit one guy in the leg though, broke the skin, he'll have a circular scar for the rest of his days...
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Old 03-28-2004, 06:01 PM   #159
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man all of your guys welts are tiny, mabe its because im 13 and my fragile body cant take it.
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Old 04-05-2004, 05:54 PM   #160
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Ok...i got 2 stories....One day i was playing at this field wiht my friends and it was 2 on 2 sooo my friend gets this kid out and then the other guy gets my friend out sooo itz now me and this other kid...soo i run up to bunker him and i run around the bunker and say BANG since were not allowed to bunker in REC ball at this field...all of a sudden the kid screams and shoots me at least 7 times right in my chest...it made 3 bleeding spots and 1 spot is still on my chest...FROM 4 FREAKIN MONTHS AGO!
Now my other story...I was at the same field and i went around to bunker this kid and this kid was a noob soo i ran around the bunker and yelled bang and the kid screamed like the other 1 and he shot me at least 2 inches away from my crotch....it bled and it relly hurt...but l8r that day i got shot in the nuts and it the near crotch shot felt like nothing...
Anyways...those r my stories...
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