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Old 05-28-2005, 08:01 PM   #21
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lmao...nice^^^

That reminds of that one time when..

{dramatic flashblack}

ummmmm... damnit I forgot, I had something cooked up though, don't worry I'll be back!!!1

Jaster the #1 mod, woot!!!
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Old 06-01-2005, 03:08 PM   #22
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Jaster, will you marry me...

Er...

Just kidding...heh heh...yeah...

Anyways, Jaster's cool.
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Old 06-01-2005, 08:51 PM   #23
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Talking the worst story ever written (about Jaster)

My Very Own Jaster Story

So there I was, sitting behind my computer at 11:27 bored out of my mind trying to think of a story for some guy who I've never met. I had my very own "fuzzy wuzzy" blanket over my shoulder, and my pajama pants of course waiting for a brain storm that would more than likely never come. Hoping for some inspiration I turned around on my office chair and began flipping through the massive array of cable television channels trying to find something worthy of my time, as usual nothing good was on so I returned my attention back to the computer and paragraph of typing that I had just completed when suddenly the doorbell rang. The first thought that came to mind was Who the hell would come here at this unholy hour???
Well, I stood up letting 'fuzzy' slide to the floor and walked down the hall. All the lights in the house were off except for the kitchen one, but that didn't stop me from tripping over a giant bag of sausages that had fallen out of the open fridgerator. Damn I thought I closed that, I thought about it for a second and was positive that I had indeed closed it. Well I grabbed the humongous bag of sausages and tossed it into the bottom shelf of the fridge before closing the door.
As I turned, the doorbell rang again, "I'm coming you impacient basturd!" I rubbed the sleep out of my eyes and pulled the door open, expecting to see some hobo I blurted "What do you want!?"
The person, who's face was shrouded in darkness stood still. I asked him again what he wanted, but he remained silent until I stepped over the threshold and out into the cold night air, almost face to face with the tall man I spoke through gritted teeth, "What the hell do you want?"
The man smiled, revealing bright teeth and gleaming red eyes that radiated evilness. He reached towards me with a pale and shaky hand, with unnaturally long nails. I stepped back and swung a fist at his stomach. The punch connected and the man doubled over, wheezing and struggling for air. At that point night turned to day as blinding white light surrounded the man like a halo, or like the light of god. I could now see his face, which was contorted with a meniacle sort of grin. He reminded me of a serial killer guy that I'd just been typing a story for.
"Jaster?"
He reached a hand behind his back, probably for some gat or knife to kill me with. But all he held was a small lunchbox, a plain black one. He popped the top and showed me the boxes contents, two sandwhiches wrapped in plastic.
"Pork chop sandwhiches!" I exclaimed with glee, Jaster grabbed one of the sandwhiches and handed it to me which I took greatfully.
Jaster took the other and we both unwrapped the plastic and ate the sandwhiches like starving men fresh from the Saharra Desert.
When I had swallowed down the last crumbs of the sandwhich, Jaster looked up from his own half finished snack, "Ummmm... so who are you?"
I laughed, "Just some random kid who decided to right a really retarded story."
"Oh," said Jaster with a smirk, "Well I think this is probably the most retarded story I've ever read."
"Wait," I said holding up a hand, "You haven't even read it, I'm working on it right now."
"Actually, Bassimastprime I'm from the future and me and the rest of modern civillization have read your totally inaccurate and rediculous story and, with the technology available in the near future it was requested that I come back to kill you before this story is published to Paintball Review Dot Com.
"It's really that bad?" I asked. He nodded, I felt a sinking in the pit of my stomach... "Wow, umm I feel stupid. Guess it's best that I don't right that huh?"
Jaster nodded again, "Well, I'll take your word. Don't worry I'll delete it right away. Jaster gave me a thumbs up which I returned, and with that Jaster turned and skipped into the night. When he was completely lost in darkness I shut the door, went back into the den and continued working on my story. "Hehehe, no super moderator gonna stop me from working on this story. It shall be the greatest story in ze world!! fwahahahaahahha "
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Old 06-02-2005, 08:50 PM   #24
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When Jaster gets done with him it'll look like the murder scene at the start of Ultima VII*.

* old DOS computer game, still incredibly fun.
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Old 06-11-2005, 11:54 PM   #25
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I dont know.... I think Jaster might respect that he spent 1 hour and 34 minutes typing that retarded story. I got a laugh...
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Old 06-13-2005, 07:34 PM   #26
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nice to now someone appreciated the time I put into that pointless story, fwahhahahhah if you think that's retarded wait til you see what I'm working on now
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Old 07-10-2005, 10:51 AM   #27
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One time, Jaster did this thing with a garden hose that haunts me to this day.....
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Old 07-15-2005, 03:19 PM   #28
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Old 07-16-2005, 09:59 PM   #29
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i love a man in uniform .... o wait wrong thread
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Old 08-01-2005, 10:02 PM   #30
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i saw this and whought i might add to it soo umm



its jaster theres my story long one huh
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Old 08-08-2005, 10:09 AM   #31
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Funny stuff


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Originally posted by cocker kid 2k2 :Shut your trap while the big boys are talking.
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Old 08-08-2005, 10:46 AM   #32
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Jaster will be secretary of state on the Long-Fong in 05 Ticket.
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Old 08-14-2005, 07:31 AM   #33
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non fiction huh


well one time jaster was sailing on a sail boat to go play paintball..... when suddenly jz and ludacris started a breakoff macth whith jaster! it was crazy who knew jaster could move so smoothe than finally he reached the land where he saw indiana
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Old 08-14-2005, 07:33 AM   #34
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jones .... but hes was being chased by natives......... and they were all evil.
and being a lady killer like jaster was he called jessica simson who then deverted all of there attention. while jaster got his paintball gun and shot them all.

<jaster.natives>

it deleted the rest of my post so ill finish it tommorow it has to many images, so i have to split it up ....sorry


hope you like it so far .
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Old 08-14-2005, 09:05 AM   #35
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Then suddenly giant dancing elephants attacked him but tarzan came and brought him into the tree and told him he was chris lasoyas brother. who by the way


ill finish the rest later i g2g on a 3 hour car ride.
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were going to state tomorrow august 7, 2005.

my guns:
proto matrix
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ton ton shocker
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look at them all its so sweet seeing them all together.
so sweet...
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Old 08-14-2005, 10:09 AM   #36
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Shimboodo... hey you said you would never tell!!

I promised nothing!
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Old 08-14-2005, 02:03 PM   #37
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... was jasters best friend and the guy he was going paintballing with. so tarzan swung jaster all the way to the field where chris lasoya and oliver lang were arguing about if jaster should be on infamous or dynasty......but noone could decide. so they sentenced him to be a mod for pbreview for ever...ever.....ever

and thats y we love him! sorry for it being so spread out... ive had a very busy day.
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were going to state tomorrow august 7, 2005.

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look at them all its so sweet seeing them all together.
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Old 08-18-2005, 07:57 AM   #38
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and as your President I'd make sure there was a Timmy in every players hand and paint in every pod!!

i like his stance on the issues

btw, nice triple post guitar man
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Old 08-18-2005, 12:00 PM   #39
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Good 'ol Jessie (my little nick-name for her ) was a fun thing for the weekends...kicked her loose though. Too needy. She does love to spend spend spend on her boys though


Tarzan was a great roommate let me tell you... damn that boy could swing. He just had this weird thing with going with animals....kind of freaked me out


Ya know... Chris and Oli are STILL fighting that one. I wish they'd make up their minds. I'm thinking Assassins though.


Lopez... If I can't beat out Long/Fong then I'm thinking Secretary of Defense if they let me. I'll get to play with nukes! My team will never get a bad call again and we will ALWAYS win.... or else
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Old 08-18-2005, 07:24 PM   #40
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I'll get to play with nukes!
Gives new meaning to the word ban. Heres what will happen if jaster gets nukes. Afghanistan, Iraq, all the commies your banned.Mwhahahahahahahahaha
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