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Old 05-28-2006, 06:57 PM   #61
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hahahah that was sweet! But you make goin back to stock sound like it's a bad thing...
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Old 05-28-2006, 09:40 PM   #62
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LMAO good stuff. The end of the Lang "Dynasty"
^ (couldn't help it sorry)
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Old 05-30-2006, 08:34 AM   #63
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o, i have nothin wrong with stock class, actually, i like the stock ppl more than the cheater, wiper, cussing ref ppl

paintball an awesome sport, i love tournament... but I cant stand those who take it to far, and do anything to win...
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Old 06-01-2006, 01:21 PM   #64
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one day Jaster was just sitting around drinking pop( before he paintballed) and this old guy showed up and handed him a gun. soon they were taking off in the old guys car, too his favorite field. on the way there, a cop pulled them over. Then they realized that the guns were just laying around, not in a case. realising this, the old man yells to run. so off goes Jaster, while the old man keeps the cop busy. when Jaster looked back, the cop was handcuffing the old guy, and while this is happening, the old guy yells " Jaster, go to Adoy, he will teach you the ways of the paintball. He lives in Saginaw, Michigan. So Jaster headed of to Michigan. When he finally got there he looked up Adoy. When he got to Adoy's house, a very small man lead him to the back yard. There Jaster stayed for many weeks. Going through multiple training courses, and finetuning his skills. Then one day heard about Ollie Lang leaving Dynasty. Then he knew what he must do. He must step up and become the new Ollie Lang. So he bid farewell and left to defeat Ollie Lang in the final battle. when he found Ollie Lang, he challenged him to a 1 on 1 duel. At first it was an even match but then Ollie Lang got Jaster pinned. "Jaster, I must tell you something" Ollie shouted. "Jaster, I am ( you probably all think I'm going to say father don't you?) your uncle's sister's aunt's uncle's grandson's sister's daughter's brother's neice's cousin's step cousin's twice removed brother." "Nnnnnnnnooooooooo!" shouts Jaspter. Then suddenly Ollie runs out of paint. Jaster wins! But unfortunatly, Ollie shoots Jaster in the trigger finger, so Jaster is stuck being a super mod on pbreview
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Old 06-01-2006, 08:49 PM   #65
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Who are you talking about? This fellow's name is Jaster.
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Old 06-02-2006, 12:41 AM   #66
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One day, Jaster was playing paintball and met Chuck Norris on the opposing team. For many hours after everyone else on each team had been eliminated, Jaster and Chuck played an elaborate game of "Equilibrium"-like paintball, executeing perfect movements and coutner movements. At last they came to a standstill, both out of paint, when they came to a sudden realization.

"I have had an epiphany!" said Chuck.

"And I as well" responded Jaster, "we should not be fighting, we should be working together to bring knowledge of ownage and round-house kicking to the world. It has become apparent to me that we are both prophets sent from Colonel Sanders himself to eat chicken and bring enlightenment to the world."

And so it was that Jaster became a PBR moderator to teach the young with his stories of 'WTF AWESOME!!' while Chuck continued to insipire with roundhouse kicks everywhere.
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Old 06-03-2006, 05:15 PM   #67
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somebody needs to do a story with Jaster, Homer Simpson, and Hank Hill

anybudy here see the episode of King Of the Hill, where they all play paintball?
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Old 06-05-2006, 02:37 PM   #68
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Homer, Hank.... and.............. RICHIE!

o god! im getting banned now.
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Old 06-05-2006, 04:08 PM   #69
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one day Jasper was just sitting around drinking pop( before he paintballed) and this old guy showed up and handed him a gun. soon they were taking off in the old guys car, too his favorite field. on the way there, a cop pulled them over. Then they realized that the guns were just laying around, not in a case. realising this, the old man yells to run. so off goes Jasper, while the old man keeps the cop busy. when Jasper looked back, the cop was handcuffing the old guy, and while this is happening, the old guy yells " Jasper, go to Adoy, he will teach you the ways of the paintball. He lives in Saginaw, Michigan. So Jasper headed of to Michigan. When he finally got there he looked up Adoy. When he got to Adoy's house, a very small man lead him to the back yard. There Jasper stayed for many weeks. Going through multiple training courses, and finetuning his skills. Then one day heard about Ollie Laang leaving Dynasty. Then he knew what he must do. He must step up and become the new Ollie Lang. So he bid farewell and left to defeat Ollie Lang in the final battle. when he found Ollie Lang, he challenged him to a 1 on 1 duel. At first it was an even match but then Ollie Lang got Jasper pinned. "Jasper, I must tell you something" Ollie shouted. "Jasper, I am ( you probably all think I'm going to say father don't you?) your uncle's sister's aunt's uncle's grandson's sister's daughter's brother's neice's cousin's step cousin's twice removed brother." "Nnnnnnnnooooooooo!" shouts Jasper. Then suddenly Ollie runs out of paint. Jasper wins! But unfortunatly, Ollie shoots Jasper in the trigger finger, so Jasper is stuck being a super mod on pbreview
Do you even know who Jaster is, he is the all mighty PBR mod. Getting his name wrong will get him mad!!
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Old 06-05-2006, 05:12 PM   #70
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somebody needs to do a story with Jaster, Homer Simpson, and Hank Hill

anybudy here see the episode of King Of the Hill, where they all play paintball?
That's an old one, but it tought those damn green day punks a lesson!
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Old 06-05-2006, 06:52 PM   #71
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if i remember correctly, hank and the gang got their "backsides" whipped. They were totally executed... I think the stupid green day punks won didnt they?
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Old 06-05-2006, 08:20 PM   #72
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At first, yeah. But at the end they put a whuppin to them damned kids. And put a flaming bag of crap on their front step.
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Old 06-06-2006, 09:11 AM   #73
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sorry Jaster. I don't know where I got Jasper.
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Old 06-06-2006, 06:49 PM   #74
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no prob BC...trust me I've been called a lot worse... and that from the peeps that like me!



don't call me Richie..... or I will ban ya'
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Originally posted by Lopez17It's really quite amusing to see the difference between talent and ego
Originally posted by teufelhunden You'd think stickies are there to make the forum pretty...
Originally posted by Killer Kat: Don't feed the Jaster from your hand! He bites!!
Originally posted by cocker kid 2k2 :Shut your trap while the big boys are talking.
Originally posted by Homer:Jaster is the Master.
Originally posted by iplaynaked:This....is the Jaster. All I'm going to say to you about him is....don't make him angry.

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Old 06-06-2006, 07:15 PM   #75
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Old 06-06-2006, 07:18 PM   #76
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Old 06-08-2006, 04:38 PM   #77
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so one day I was peeing on a tree, when i was shot where it hurt, and jaster shot me.
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Old 06-08-2006, 06:03 PM   #78
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don't call me Richie..... or I will ban ya'

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Old 06-09-2006, 04:55 PM   #79
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Is that your real name?
Yep. Rich or Coop is what everyone calls me though

The only one that's ever gotten away with calling me Richie was my grandmother....


and I did shoot Forester... because he was being a smart in my forum.
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Originally posted by Lopez17It's really quite amusing to see the difference between talent and ego
Originally posted by teufelhunden You'd think stickies are there to make the forum pretty...
Originally posted by Killer Kat: Don't feed the Jaster from your hand! He bites!!
Originally posted by cocker kid 2k2 :Shut your trap while the big boys are talking.
Originally posted by Homer:Jaster is the Master.
Originally posted by iplaynaked:This....is the Jaster. All I'm going to say to you about him is....don't make him angry.

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Old 06-09-2006, 04:58 PM   #80
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Wow, you let your granny call you Richie? That's weak. You should have taken her down a notch or two.
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