09-09-2007, 02:18 PM
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He who wonders
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Lawrence, KS
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Originally Posted by Evil_Wayz
You know if Nick Saban coached a 'Bama team versus Satan and the minions of Hell for all the souls of mankind, I would be at the game wearing red and waving a pitchfork.
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Fair enough, at least you would be pulling for the losing team.
For you know that Saban actually died when he was in Miami. He got up to heaven and St. Peter said, "Nick, you led a good life, but your job on earth is not over yet. There is a football program that was once all mighty and has recently fallen on hard times. Their fans are desperate for a winning season and have started to lose faith. We think that you are just the man to turn that program around and restore the faith that these fans once had"
Saban replied, "I will be glad to do so, but before I go I must meet Jesus one time.
St Peter thought long and hard about it and said, "Yes you may. Please this way."
Approaching Jesus, Saban was awestruck for now he was truly in the presence of greatness. St Peter said, this is as close as we can get for Jesus is working, but if you look over there you will see him. All of sudden, though all the haze Saban saw an older man wearing an hound-tooth hat leaning against a goal post. Saban was confused, he asked St Peter "Is Jesus the legendary coach Paul Bear Bryant."
St Peter laughed and said , "No no, he is Jesus’ coach, Jesus is the one wearing the number 12 crimson jersey."
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09-09-2007, 02:20 PM
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#202
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Malevolence Personified
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Gainesville, Florida, HOME OF THE MIGHTY GATORS aka TITLETOWN,USA
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CollegeBoy
St Peter laughed and said , "No no, he is Jesus’ coach, Jesus is the one wearing the number 12 crimson jersey."
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Blasphemy. Everyone knows that Tim Tebow is Jesus.
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"I am God's vulture. I am Satan's horse. I am the Wolf. You are naught but Sheep before me." Semper Fidelis  La Illaha Illa Shaitan
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09-13-2007, 12:45 PM
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#203
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Malevolence Personified
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Gainesville, Florida, HOME OF THE MIGHTY GATORS aka TITLETOWN,USA
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This just in, Chuck Norris is playing football under an assumed name. The name? TEBOW.
It's no coincidence that nitro and Tebow rhyme....
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"I am God's vulture. I am Satan's horse. I am the Wolf. You are naught but Sheep before me." Semper Fidelis La Illaha Illa Shaitan
"Marines die. That's what we are here for. But the Marine Corps will live forever."
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09-14-2007, 07:17 PM
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#204
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Checkered Pecker
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Atlanta, GA
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boo, that joke sucked
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09-15-2007, 01:49 AM
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#205
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Geass
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Arizona
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GrimAssasin
boo, that joke sucked
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Joke...?
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Originally Posted by Zedthephish
Its like Phone Booth
But without Colin Ferral
Or a Phone Booth.
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09-15-2007, 02:09 AM
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#206
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Malevolence Personified
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Gainesville, Florida, HOME OF THE MIGHTY GATORS aka TITLETOWN,USA
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GrimAssasin
boo, that joke sucked
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You seem to think that was a joke...when it was actually a statement of fact.
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"I am God's vulture. I am Satan's horse. I am the Wolf. You are naught but Sheep before me." Semper Fidelis La Illaha Illa Shaitan
"Marines die. That's what we are here for. But the Marine Corps will live forever."
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09-15-2007, 06:46 AM
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He who wonders
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Lawrence, KS
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Evil_Wayz
You seem to think that was a joke...when it was actually a statement of fact.
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It never ends, people always trying to copy Alabama. How can Tebow be Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris is already Saban.
But anyways, how do you all think your teams will hold up today.
To tell you the truth, I have no idea how UA will do today. We still have not seen a full play book or the players hitting on all cylinders, maybe today is the day, who knows. I think Alabama is picked to win, but you do not get that from the mood on TV.
It will be interesting to see what happens.
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You fight an enemy according to their weaknesses, not according to your strengths.
Copyright Collegeboy 2007, 2008, 2009
"Never give up! Never surrender!"
Get well Flamethrower
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09-15-2007, 07:59 AM
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Malevolence Personified
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Gainesville, Florida, HOME OF THE MIGHTY GATORS aka TITLETOWN,USA
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CollegeBoy
But anyways, how do you all think your teams will hold up today.
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A Florida victory depends entirely on whether the defense, particularly the secondary, shows up.
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"I am God's vulture. I am Satan's horse. I am the Wolf. You are naught but Sheep before me." Semper Fidelis La Illaha Illa Shaitan
"Marines die. That's what we are here for. But the Marine Corps will live forever."
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09-15-2007, 08:03 AM
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#209
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: South-central Louisiana
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CollegeBoy
It never ends, people always trying to copy Alabama. How can Tebow be Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris is already Saban.
But anyways, how do you all think your teams will hold up today.
To tell you the truth, I have no idea how UA will do today. We still have not seen a full play book or the players hitting on all cylinders, maybe today is the day, who knows. I think Alabama is picked to win, but you do not get that from the mood on TV.
It will be interesting to see what happens.
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Yea but i mean you guys have lots of tradition. 
If LSU doesn't score 50+ points i'll be disappointed. Also for it to be considered a half-decently played game, they better not allow 10 or more points.
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Quote:
Originally posted by p8ntfreak98
The solution is simple: kill yourselves.
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09-15-2007, 11:45 AM
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#210
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Banned
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Odessa, TX
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Welp, Auburn was beat by Mississippi State 19-14. It was a well played game by both teams, and the freshman QB has some hope, however he needs to work on his arm a bit more.
On a side note, Florida is already up 7-0 within the first few minutes in the game.
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09-15-2007, 12:04 PM
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Malevolence Personified
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Gainesville, Florida, HOME OF THE MIGHTY GATORS aka TITLETOWN,USA
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Quote:
Originally Posted by that_guy
Welp, Auburn was beat by Mississippi State 19-14. It was a well played game by both teams, and the freshman QB has some hope, however he needs to work on his arm a bit more.
On a side note, Florida is already up 7-0 within the first few minutes in the game.
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I think the SEC is going to be having a mediocre year.
On the other hand, KING JAMES with the return.
Edit: Florida can haz offense nao? WTH?
EDIT2: TENN INTERCEPTION FOR A TOUCHDOWN! WE DUZ NOT WANT!!!!
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"I am God's vulture. I am Satan's horse. I am the Wolf. You are naught but Sheep before me." Semper Fidelis La Illaha Illa Shaitan
"Marines die. That's what we are here for. But the Marine Corps will live forever."
Last edited by Evil_Wayz : 09-15-2007 at 01:52 PM.
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09-15-2007, 01:59 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: South-central Louisiana
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Where the hell is Florida's defense? Did they forget to fill in the gaps after last year?
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Quote:
Originally posted by p8ntfreak98
The solution is simple: kill yourselves.
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09-15-2007, 02:14 PM
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Malevolence Personified
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Gainesville, Florida, HOME OF THE MIGHTY GATORS aka TITLETOWN,USA
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pantzaroff16
Where the hell is Florida's defense? Did they forget to fill in the gaps after last year?
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we can haz defense nao?
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"I am God's vulture. I am Satan's horse. I am the Wolf. You are naught but Sheep before me." Semper Fidelis La Illaha Illa Shaitan
"Marines die. That's what we are here for. But the Marine Corps will live forever."
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09-15-2007, 02:17 PM
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#214
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: South-central Louisiana
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jes. nao u canz
the announcer just compared tennessee's defense to LSU's defense.. what a sad idea.
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Quote:
Originally posted by p8ntfreak98
The solution is simple: kill yourselves.
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09-15-2007, 02:39 PM
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#215
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Malevolence Personified
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Gainesville, Florida, HOME OF THE MIGHTY GATORS aka TITLETOWN,USA
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pantzaroff16
jes. nao u canz
the announcer just compared tennessee's defense to LSU's defense.. what a sad idea.
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WE HATEZ IT! IT STEALZ OUR PRECIOUSSSSS
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"I am God's vulture. I am Satan's horse. I am the Wolf. You are naught but Sheep before me." Semper Fidelis La Illaha Illa Shaitan
"Marines die. That's what we are here for. But the Marine Corps will live forever."
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09-15-2007, 02:43 PM
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#216
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: South-central Louisiana
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LOL @ high ranked teams giving up some depressing numbers.
Not really florida in that statement.. more like wisconsin and others.
the announcers JUST mentioned that UF has a small chance to make the championship.. wow. I don't like Florida, but damn atleast give them some credit and admit they're probably better than all but say...1 team in the nation. That team's not USC either.
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Quote:
Originally posted by p8ntfreak98
The solution is simple: kill yourselves.
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09-15-2007, 02:46 PM
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#217
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Malevolence Personified
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Gainesville, Florida, HOME OF THE MIGHTY GATORS aka TITLETOWN,USA
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pantzaroff16
LOL @ high ranked teams giving up some depressing numbers.
Not really florida in that statement.. more like wisconsin and others.
the announcers JUST mentioned that UF has a small chance to make the championship.. wow. I don't like Florida, but damn atleast give them some credit and admit they're probably better than all but say...1 team in the nation. That team's not USC either.
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We hatez you 2.
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"I am God's vulture. I am Satan's horse. I am the Wolf. You are naught but Sheep before me." Semper Fidelis La Illaha Illa Shaitan
"Marines die. That's what we are here for. But the Marine Corps will live forever."
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09-15-2007, 02:53 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Odessa, TX
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I have to admit, Tebow is a great dual threat QB. I barely watched him last year as when I did watch Florida I always saw Chris Leak whom I had been watching since he was a freshman. With his arm, his speed, and these awesome receivers that are catching almost everything, the SEC Championship is looking to be the game of the year.
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09-15-2007, 03:05 PM
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#219
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: South-central Louisiana
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OR.. you can travel to Baton Rouge and watch it in a few weeks. Cause that'll be the best game all year amirite?
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Quote:
Originally posted by p8ntfreak98
The solution is simple: kill yourselves.
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09-15-2007, 03:16 PM
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Geass
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Arizona
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20-59. GO UF!
Hows 500+ yards in all 3 games thus far for style points? 
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"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody." - Bill Cosby
Music=Fuel
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zedthephish
Its like Phone Booth
But without Colin Ferral
Or a Phone Booth.
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