Official SEC discussion thread - Page 16

Evil_Wayz · 09-23-2007, 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by pantzaroff16

I think if our offense is playing normally while we play UF it will be close, but LSU will end up on top. Our defense will hold you back more than your defense will hold us back. You might have Tebow.. but we have Cold David who has an average of 25 yards per rush and scores a touchdown everytime we hand him the ball. lol

Tim Tebow is so good that whenever he throws a pass, the cameraman should be instructed to leave the camera on Tim Tebow. To whom did he complete the pass? To where did the reciever go? To what end did the play result in? It is insignificant. We do not care. Most of us will be able to judge the play's result by Tim Tebow’s reaction. Happy Tebow? Completion. Really happy Tebow? Big completion. Jubilant Tebow? Touchdown. Sorrowful Tebow? The mere thought of seeing Tim Tebow unhappy is too much for any of us to bear.

pantzaroff16 · 09-23-2007, 06:19 PM

I had relations with Tim Tebow's mom.

There was a play from the LSU game that the announcer calls out "There goes perriloux!" And then 2 seconds later you see Holliday running on the other side with his 4.39 speed.

Evil_Wayz · 09-23-2007, 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by pantzaroff16

I had relations with Tim Tebow's mom.

There was a play from the LSU game that the announcer calls out "There goes perriloux!" And then 2 seconds later you see Holliday running on the other side with his 4.39 speed.

Blasphemy. Prepare for smiting.

pantzaroff16 · 09-23-2007, 06:34 PM

He knows better than to smite papa.

Evil_Wayz · 09-23-2007, 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by pantzaroff16

He knows better than to smite papa.

It is common knowledge that Tim Tebow lost his virginity before his father did.

Paintballrocks · 09-23-2007, 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Evil_Wayz

It is common knowledge that Tim Tebow lost his virginity before his father did.

first time ive heard any of that crap, and Im already annoyed by it.

Evil_Wayz · 09-23-2007, 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Paintballrocks

first time ive heard any of that crap, and Im already annoyed by it.

When Tim Tebow was born, he immediately stiff armed the doctor that delivered him. Nobody delivers Tim Tebow but Tim Tebow.

pantzaroff16 · 09-23-2007, 07:06 PM

I love it.

you're like the biggest tim tebow groupie EVAR.

If Tim Tebow lost his virginity before his father... then who was the father?

Evil_Wayz · 09-23-2007, 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by pantzaroff16

I love it.

you're like the biggest tim tebow groupie EVAR.

If Tim Tebow lost his virginity before his father... then who was the father?

Trick Question. Tim Tebow is the Alpha and the Omega, amen.

pantzaroff16 · 09-23-2007, 07:27 PM

Don't preach alpha and omega philosophy as a satanist. Thats just a baffling thing to do. Also.. LSU is the end... for Tim Tebow.

Evil_Wayz · 09-23-2007, 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by pantzaroff16

Don't preach alpha and omega philosophy as a satanist. Thats just a baffling thing to do. Also.. LSU is the end... for Tim Tebow.

When he opened the fourth seal, I heard the fourth living creature saying, "Come and see!"

And behold, a pale horse, and he who sat on it, his name was Tebow. And the Gators followed with him. And Authority over one fourth of the earth, with the rush, with the pass, and by the quarterback sneak off left tackle was given to him.

CollegeBoy · 09-23-2007, 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by PeYToN-SS

Did I say I was surprised? I said it was about damn time.

Lets not talk about high school teams. Last time I checked, Western Carolina, Houston, and UL-Monroe weren't juggernauts.

We did not struggle with Western Carolina, you struggled with your high school team.

PeYToN-SS · 09-24-2007, 01:00 PM

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We did not struggle with Western Carolina, you struggled with your high school team.

Good thing football games have 2 halves. I'd hardly call outscoring the other team 34-0 in the second half a struggle.

Evil_Wayz · 09-25-2007, 05:44 PM

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Good thing football games have 2 halves. I'd hardly call outscoring the other team 34-0 in the second half a struggle.

Tell that to FSU, aka MORAL VICTORY U, who is still crowing about their second half against Clemson.

XAJ · 09-25-2007, 06:16 PM

are any of y'all coming up to commonwealth stadium for any games this year?

Evil_Wayz · 09-25-2007, 06:37 PM

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are any of y'all coming up to commonwealth stadium for any games this year?

I am attempting. I can get tix, its a place to stay that is the problem. I'm not sure i want to make the trip, in all seriousness, The Cat's on the road is a dangerous endeavor indeed. Y'all always play us hard at home.

pantzaroff16 · 09-25-2007, 06:44 PM

still making the trip to death valley?

Evil_Wayz · 09-25-2007, 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by pantzaroff16

still making the trip to death valley?

Hell yeah. Where are you tailgating at?

pantzaroff16 · 09-25-2007, 07:53 PM

I dunno where I'm tailgating. At noon I'll be at the parade grounds to watch the rugby game between LSU and UF. After that.. i'll be wandering around in a stupor. Before we'll exchange numbers to meet up and trash talk. I must warn you though, there are usually about 120,000-150,000 people in a few square miles to jam up every single phone service.. so it'd be tough lol. It takes like 5 calls to get a call through. And like 10 minutes for a text to arrive.

Evil_Wayz · 09-25-2007, 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by pantzaroff16

I dunno where I'm tailgating. At noon I'll be at the parade grounds to watch the rugby game between LSU and UF. After that.. i'll be wandering around in a stupor. Before we'll exchange numbers to meet up and trash talk. I must warn you though, there are usually about 120,000-150,000 people in a few square miles to jam up every single phone service.. so it'd be tough lol. It takes like 5 calls to get a call through. And like 10 minutes for a text to arrive.

Fair enough. GEAUX GATORZ