Originally Posted by PbAllWiZZ
Sweet. Football Dad fight?
No. Not even close.
We were playing a team(Decatur) that is historically terrible at football. Last year, in their last home game of the season at that stadium(it got torn down minutes after our game ended), we crushed them 35-7.
Anyway, so they have rebuilt the stadium with an opponent side and a home side, and players and fans are supposed to keep to their respective sides. So I'm just standing on our sideline near the endzone talking to my friend about various things. My school (Greater Atlanta Christian) gets up 27-6 in the third quarter. Well, somehow, they managed to put together a drive and get all the way down to our one yard line. It's 4th down, and they snap it, everyone piles in the middle, I think the guy got stopped. Apparently though he didn't, since I see him laying way over by himself in the endzone a few seconds later.
In my couldn't-care-less anger, I yell, "Aww, c'mon ref, his knee was down!"
Well, for some damn reason, there was a Decatur mother, I'm guessing in her late forties early fifties, standing on our side next to me that hears me. She turns to me, and yells in my face "Give it a break you
, you are up by 21 points! And then proceeds to inform me in so many words about the size of my member, for lack of a word that won't get blocked. After her weiner tirade, she yells at me that I'm being a selfish
hole and that "I thought you were supposed to go to a Christian school!," as if because of that, we are supposed to not let the points spread in a football game
. Keep in mind, every other word out of her mouth is an expletive. After this, she tells me to go to hell, because I'll have friends there.
Now, she obviously wasn't in a situation or knowledge to understand the riciulous humor and phrases we use at my school, as every time I answered her with a sarcastic, "OK!," she seemed to only get madder.
In case you haven't comprehended, this is a full grown woman
ing at a 16 yr old for making a half mad comment to a ref.
Well anyway, there was a semi-crazy GAC fan standing there that heard this whole thing go down. This lady was being all pissy and went to go talk to her Decatur friends that were working our sides concession stand.She turns around a few minutes later and goes to walk back over to the home team side, where she should have been the whole time, and goes, "Enjoy your :Censored: parade!" The crazy GAC guy hear her and yells "No class!", and she answers back with the double bird.
I wanted her to touch me so bad, so I could get her arrested, since there was a cop right there. I also wanted to hit her in the face so she'd shut up. Unfortunately, neither happened.